You are in that boring class and can’t seem to focus. You look at your phone every minute and think it should be against the federal law to have such a soporific teacher. Without realizing it, you fall asleep and suddenly wake up as the class bursts into laughter. You missed the joke!
Convocation speech (The Longer Version) By David L. Roberts, Assistant Professor of Mass Communication Missouri Valley College Sept. 1, 2011 Welcome, freshmen. Welcome to college life. If you are sophomores or juniors or seniors returning here, I say, “Welcome back.” Welcome to Missouri Valley College. Freshmen, as the other students know, you are […]